Puppet Monkey Wipeout
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I'm a drama queen and I feel a spunky
Let's go slap that little puppet monkey
Starting to feel aroused
Let's go play house
Days of our Lives, One Life to Live, Guiding Light,
Another World, All My Children, General Hospital,
As the World Turns
Thinking on a trampoline
Up and down the mood swings
Back and forth, little confused
Don't know which door to use
Guide me through, with your light
Should I laugh or should I cry
Tell me whatcha wanna hear
You decide if I lie
Feeling a little insecure
Who to be I not for sure
I'm bored let me through a fit
Emmy nominee TV Movie hit
All the lies and manipulation don't come cheap
The price on that smile was a little cheap
Congratulations your life is one big soap opera
You're the star of the new hit TV drama
You're sculpting yourself with dysfunctional clay
Can I inject you with my modified bubonic plague?
Puppet monkeys dance around
And sniff eachother's asses
Can't you see it's easy to grow your own bananas?
There was now way out before
Turn around and walk through the door
Monkey see monkey do
Monkey eat the same poo poo
Monkey see monkey do
Get me out--of the Idiot zoo
What's this epidemic
Of the worthless and pathetic
Puppet monkeys mating
When they should all be masturbating
These mutant baboons
Let's cut their balls off
And tie their tubes
Control the population
Control the population
Control the population
Cut balls off and tie their tubes
Come and wipout wiht my modified bubonic plague
It's guaranteed to kill a 3/4 of the human race
And all the horses are chewing on moldy hay
Puppet monkeys dance around and sniff eachothers asses
A little anxiety a little bored
You should hit the local drug store
'cause this brats test was a little poor
Or maybe possibly I could score
Or maybe possibly I could score
Or maybe possibly I could score
Or maybe possibly I could score
You have a choice to be rich or poor
Choose sides or be a dignified whore
Oh know I killed the whole race