We are from Alpha Centauri and are currently in the process of eating your brains. Please pass the ketchup and don't fart at the dinner table or I'll whack your knuckles with the handle of my butter knife again! This is our fucking bio. Read it. Live it.

chickenLab was formed in 1906 under the guidence of Benjamin Franklin. While having a bit of trouble with his new invention (the light bulb kept going out before the warranty period was over), he decided... ahh, what the fuck, I'll just create a new musical group consisting of the powers that stand before me. We happened to be standing before him at the time.

Steve 'Bo Peep' Campbell (Primal Yodeling :: born 12/27/1401, who not-so-secretly goes by the name of Tom, enjoys baking fish and is known to frequent craft sales in search of the perfect macrame poodle whacker.

Amanda 'Do that again and you'll be eating gummy bears through a straw' Ballard (Bass :: born 7/24/1905)has PhDs in Rocket Science from Harvard AND

Jessie 'Hodag' Roberts (Guitar :: born 1/14/1782) commutes from Telaviv Israel to play in the band and is currently majoring in 'Horror Culture of Tanzanian Lemurs' at Beijing University.

DUSTIN WATTERS(DRUMS :: born in 1978)FORMER DRUG DEALER, Won a gold metal for saving the life of a zoo keeper.
enjoys drinking under the moonlight with his Kola-bear,
BEWARE of his african juice.